Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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