it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
is wine microwaveable?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize