He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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