turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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