My friends, they love my intelligence
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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