He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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