So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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