Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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