He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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