Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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