I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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