on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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