I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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