bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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