So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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