So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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