he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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