talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
