its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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