Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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