question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
