Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So apparently I’m into choking now
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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