How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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