why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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