Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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