how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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