At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Randomize
