And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
