google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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