Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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