Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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