Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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