I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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