East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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