does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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