she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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