Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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