we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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