I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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