I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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