I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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