Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
tell me about the fingering
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