This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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