No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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