he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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