you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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