Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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