I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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