I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
