My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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