Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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