We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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