I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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