yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
My dick has a subreddit
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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